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Анекдоты Гаммы).......

Но спасибо за заботу))).

Да вроде уже сухой асфальт. Норм.
Причём интересно - у моего дома еще есть снег грязный, вроде как зима. Приезжаю на работу - в другой район - сухо, вчера дождик шёл.

A Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Naked except for his boots.

“Where your clothes at, Slim?”

“Back at the barn. I was feeding the horses when a beautiful blonde drove up. She says, ‘I wanna show you something in the barn. Follow me.’

So I followed her. She says, ‘Take off all your clothes.’ So I do. Then she takes off her clothes, and says, ‘You like what you see?’ Fellas, she had the most bodacious body I ever did see! I said, ‘Yes, ma’am, I do!’”

Then she lays down on a blanket, all friendly–like, and says, ‘Well, then, go to town, Cowboy!’

So I pulled on my boots and here I am.”

Никогда не забуду как я была встречена на форуме ВОВ)))

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